Funny Lines Part II

Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.

Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo "Shukriya Bhai Jan".

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!

Machhar ne aap ko kata, Yeh uska junoon tha,
Aap ne khujli ki, Aap ka sukoon tha,
Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara,
Kyun kay uski ragoon mein aap ka khun tha

Aadhi raat ka samay tha,
kaali raat thi, samay thahar gaya tha,
bhayanak sannata tha, itne me……
Ek Sardar chillaya KUKDUKU!!!

Yeh sulagata jism,
Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Tu chand mange me chand dedu,
tu raat mange me raat dedu,
tu dil mange me dil dedu,
tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do
aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

School mein bachche ke papa neteacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

Funny Lines Part I

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Notes ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai

Hothon se jo chhoo liya,
Ehsaas ab tak hai Aankhein nam hain,
Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab... Khaayi bhi to 'HARI MIRCHI' hai!

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks:
"Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re... ?
"Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb" Woh to Seesa hai...!

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain
bary duaon ke bhaad paya hai tumhain
aasani se nahin melay ho tum
international ZOO se chuarya hai tumhain

HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB: Bank Of Bhangis
IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI: Sab Bhikari Idhar

A Special Word

A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.

And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.